Six-Month Review: Freelance Life

In June, I was forcibly thrusted into the freelance lifestyle. While I was 100% against it at the time, I'm only 50% against it now. Here's what I've learned so far.

Yes, this is a list. But it's a fun/educational list. Kinda like a TED talk in list form. 

  1. You've got to hustle. There's not a day when I'm not checking LinkedIn, Glassdoor, and even Craigslist to see what's out there. That doesn't necessarily mean that I'm actively looking for my next job, but I better know what the landscape is like out there when I am ready to take my next gig. 
     
  2. Get a recruiter. They're amazingly helpful. They make getting to the interview way easier. It's not all moonbeams and rainbows though. They can cut down on your take home a bit, but they also get you in front of the right people. Good with the bad. Right?
     
  3. Never say no to an interview. This is just good general advice. Conversations are free and you never know what they might lead to. Example, I was approached by my recruiters for an opportunity at T-Mobile. At first, I wanted to say no. I didn't want to drive to Bellevue, but then I remembered to never say no. It turned out being an incredible interview and led to my next opportunity to work on their new digital creative team.
     
  4. Act like you belong. Yes, you're a freelancer. You're charging crazy hourly rates that your friends don't understand and you can work from anywhere with an internet connection and a power outlet. So fancy. But still. Act like you belong to whatever company you're working with. No one likes it when a freelancer treats their temporary opportunity as temporary. No one cares how good you are you won't be invited back if you act like a temporary employee.
     
  5. Your name means something. To piggyback off my last point, when people think of Jason Cahill, I want them to think I am a good writer AND an awesome coworker. Someone they would love to have on their team. So when any copywriting opportunity comes up, they'll think, "Oh man, Jason was both good AND a joy to be around. Let's give him a call and give him this here bucket of money to work with us." At least that's what I assume those conversations are like. 

  6. Health insurance. One of the shittier parts of freelancing is buying your own health insurance. Our current administration isn't helping either. But I don't want to get political, just get used to paying upwards of $250 a month for comparable health insurance. 

  7. Know your worth. A question I get from a lot of my friends and coworkers is, "How do you decide your hourly rates?" Well, I did a shit ton of research. Based on my experience, my market, the going rate for freelancers with roughly the same qualifications. When you figure all that out, ask for more. Money is a negotiation, you can always ask for more. The worst they can say is no.  

  8. Taxes. This depends a lot on the type of freelance position you accept. Some take out the taxes for you, some don't. It just depends. However, if the company doesn't pay taxes for you a good rule is to set aside 20%. I know the tax situation right now is a bit of a mess, but 20% should keep you fed and out of trouble with the IRS. 

  9. Save for that rainy day. Since we are talking about money, you should save for that rainy day (or month). In my experience, freelance life is feast or famine. So while you're setting aside 20% for taxes, also put some away for that month that you don't quite break even. It could save you from having to ask your parents for money. And none of us want to do that. 

  10.  Ride a motorcycle. I'm out of things to say, but this is just a good way to get around town and gets rid of the headache of finding parking.

 So that's my six-month review. It's been fun and annoying all at the same time. My advice to anyone looking to make the jump into freelance is, if you can do it, do it.

It's been a fun six months. I'm looking forward to the next six. 

A hypothetical conversation between me and LeBron James while in line at a Starbucks.

Disclaimer: I have never met, nor will I ever meet LeBron James. Everything in this story is made up. Probably. But I have no way to verify it. 

Jason: Woah, you're LeBron James. 

Lebron: (pulls hat a little lower on head) How.... How'd you know it was me?

J: Because you're a 6'8" person in a Starbucks in Seattle. Also, I watch basketball. Why are you all the way up here? 

L: (chuckles to self) Yeah, I guess I stand out a bit. I visit Seattle every summer after I finish playing in the NBA Finals because of a  side business I got here. 

J: What side business brought you to Seattle? Is it a something with Amazon?

L: (Shakes head) Nah man. It's fish. 

J: (perplexed) Fish? 

L: Yeah. I own a bunch of fishing boats. So I come up every summer to see our haul. Then I work with our distribution people to sell the fish to the guys in Pike Place Market. 

J: You're quite literally a fish monger.

L: Yes. Yes I am. 

J: How... and also why?

L: I'm glad you asked man. I came up to Seattle my rookie year for a game and I saw how cool Pike Place was. I grabbed my buddy Maverick and said, "Yo dude. We gotta get in on this fish game. Look at all these white people just buying up fish. We could be rich." 

J: I mean... you're in the NBA. You already rich. 

L: Yeah, but I didn't have that fish money.

J: It can't be that lucrative. 

L: It is. 

J: I don't... I don't know how to respond. 

L: It's cool man no one does. It's just a simple three step process.

  1. Catch the fish.
  2. Sell the fish. 
  3. Profit.  

And you white people don't know how much fish costs. So I can basically charge whatever I want. 

J: Well, I guess that makes sen-

L: Like what do you think the fanciest, most expensive fish is?

J: (surveying the line) Well, I don't really eat fish, but I maybe something like Swordfish? 

L: (excitedly) Swordfish?! Swordfish? You think a swordfish is the fanciest fish? (nudging the customer behind him) This motherfucker thinks swordfish are fancy. (back to me) Psh... man... those are like pigeons of the sea.

J: (to self) Shit this line is long. 

L: I'll tell you what. The real fanciest fish... (in a hushed tone) box jellyfish. 

J: (confused) What? I don't think you can really eat a box jellyfish. 

L: Exactly. The demand is so low I charge $50,000 per box jelly. Which means the people at the market sell it for $100,000. So when you go to a restaurant to buy one it's like $150,000. 

J: No one in the history of time has ever paid $150,000 for a box jellyfish at a restaurant. How would you even eat them?!

L:  Dude, that's Phil Mickelson's go to pre-round meal. And for your information, it's served in a champagne flute with a side of croutons.

J: Why the croutons?

L: It's a salad. Duh. 

Barista: What can I get you, gentlemen?

J: (to LeBron) Hold on. (to barista) I'll get a tall black coffee. 

L:  (frantically patting his pockets) Oh man, I forgot my wallet under the heated seats in my KIA K900. Can you cover me?

J: (staring a hole in LeBron) Fine. (to Barista) And whatever he wants.

L:  Thanks man. (to Barista) I'll have a grande caramel macchiato with two pumps and double foam.

Barista: Great that'll be $7.94

J: (perplexed) That's a lot of sugar dude. I thought you cut shit that out.

L: Nah man. Not when I'm on fish duty. Gotta stay perky. 

J: (grabs drinks from barista) I mean... yeah, but don't you get a sugar crash?

L: Nah, I just get another one in two hours.

J: Holy shit dude that's too much sugar.

L: Maybe for you. Alright man. Thanks for the coffee. I gotta go make some money. Or as they say in the fish business, "move some barnacles." 

J: (shouting at him as he leaves) No one says that! 

L: (pokes head back in Starbucks) Sure they do. 

Barista: Was that guy famous?

J: I think so. 

 

A few reasons why you should pack up everything you own and move across the country.

Not everyone has the opportunity to pick up and move to a new place. But, if you find yourself with that opportunity you should absolutely do it. Based on my own experience, it's the best thing ever. 

Here are a few reasons why:

  1. It's scary as fuck. This is 100% true but in the best possible way. I packed up everything and moved to Seattle. A city I have never stepped foot in because I thought the opportunity would lead to greener pastures. I was right. I now live in the best city in the world (3 months a year at least). 
  2. ROAD TRIP! If you're gonna do it, make it a road trip. I did it alone, but I had a fascinating book on tape that kept me entertained for the 4 days I was driving. I was able to go to beautiful places and meet beautiful people. To this very day, Bozeman Montana holds a special place in my heart because of the 15 hours I spent there.
  3. Different is good. As humans, it's really easy for us to get set in our ways. Get up at the same time, drink the same coffee, drive the same car to the same place. It's comfortable, easy, and safe. Moving across the country will mess up that routine in a very dramatic yet fun way. You'll have to learn all new streets, new restaurants, and bars, new grocery store layouts. And while that sounds daunting, I promise it's actually quite fun. 
  4. You'll find out who you really are. This. This right here is the most important reason. When you do this you are absolutely betting on yourself. It's a very rare that you get to actually see what you're really made of. Do you become more inward and driven? Do you step out of your comfort zone and shine? Do you learn a new hobby? Do you become a new person? Yes to all those. Or not. I don't know you. You're just reading this goofy thing on my website. 

I could go on and on about the benefits of moving, but 4 seems like a good enough number for now. Maybe I'll come back and add to it. Maybe I won't.