Jokes on you, Dad.
Send some cringeworthy jokes to the dad in your life.
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
    To get to the other side.π€¦ββοΈ
    How many apples grow on a tree?
    All of them.ππ
    How many tickles does it take an octopus to laugh?
    πTen tickles.π
    What do you call a cow with no legs?
    Ground beef.π€£π€£π€£
    What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
    πΌBa-na-na-naas.
    Whatβs one fruit you canβt purchase by itself?
    A pear.π€£
    What did the clock do when it was hungry?π
    It went back four seconds.
    What should you do when youβre attacked by clowns?
    Go for the juggler.π€‘π€ΉββοΈπ€‘
    Which birthday only lasts for half a minute?π€
    Your 32nd birthday.
    Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    He was outstanding in his field.π
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